Saturday, January 10, 2009

...News!...News!...News!...


Hello all, it has been a while but we are still here. A lot has happened since we last spoke but I think I will just hit the high points. Those of you who can do math and also read calendars have more than likely figured out that Emily had her SECOND birthday! Can you believe that it has been two years since Emily and Joseph were born. I know, I have a little trouble believing it myself. It is like they say, “Time flies whether you are having fun or not.” Luckily we have been having fun which makes the time flying kind of a bummer. Why you ask? Well, quite obviously if you are having fun it is always better when time moves a little slower, time flying should be saved for things like IRS audits and root canals.

By now you are probably asking , “Why doesn’t he ever get to the point?” To that I will answer, Hey take it easy, I ALWAYS get to the point, just not as quickly as some would like. That being said, here we are, at the point. Like I said, Emily is now two years old (and still unemployed I might add) and while not technically an only child, she sorta is. So, Christa and I got to thinking, how do we fix that problem. My first thought was to get Emily a shirt that said, HEY, I’M NOT AN ONLY CHILD!, but Christa thought that was a little too “in your face.” Then I suggested getting one of those puppets that you attach to your arms and legs and mimick your every move, but Christa thought that nobody would really think that it was another “real” kid. Then I suggested always bringing multiple outfits for Emily and constantly change her back and forth so people would think there were two of her and they were just never in the same place at the same time. Once again Christa shot down that brilliant suggestion, she can be a real stick in the mud sometimes. So after I came up with these terrific ideas I told her that she would have to come up with something. It turns out that she had a pretty good idea already, but chose not to mention it right away (could have really saved me some time, not to mention typing!) She said, “Hey, let’s just have another baby!” (Let’s face it a good idea, but so was the puppet.) So with a plan in place that is just what we are going to do. That’s right everybody WE’RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY! Not bad huh, BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE . . . you see, as we did have some “issues” the last time our doctor thought we should have an early ultrasound, so we did. Can you guess what we found out? . . . . . THAT’S RIGHT NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO! By now you must be saying "WOW that is big news, they can’t possibly top that!" . . . BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! . . . "More you say? What else could he possibly have to offer its already TWO babies?" . . . But right now, in a limited time offer, we have ONE MORE BABY! "Impossible!" you say, and to that I say, NOPE . . . IT’S TRIPLETS! That’s right ladies and gentlemen . . . TRIPLETS!!!

So there you go, months and months with nothing to say and I drop this on you. I know that this is big news to swallow, but just think how I feel…that is a serious MOUNTAIN of diapers. So as things progress we will be posting more info, and other fun stuff, stay tuned!



Here they are, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Your first look at Emily's new siblings.


11 comments:

Stacy Christian said...

Hooray! I am so excited for all of you! We will be praying that all goes well.

Kristin aka Trekkie Gal said...

OMG!!!!! Congratulations you guys! :D

Anonymous said...

Sheesh, what is this, an infomercial for babies?
You know, puppets are almost always a good idea.

Ryan said...

And puppets use much fewer diapers! =)

Congrats!

-- Ryan

Anonymous said...

Congrats. You will be in my prayers for good health throughout for mommy and babies.

I agree with Aunt S. Puppets are less work and mess.

Aunt Susie

Anonymous said...

Wow! What wonderful news! Three new babies -- you guys are gonna be quite a busy family. Here's to a healthy pregnancy and 3 beautiful babies... raises her glass in a toast -- okay it's just coffee, but you get the idea... best to you all!

Martini Man said...

Holy C**P!

Go to it, Crista!

And be the stalwart support you always are, Steve!

Emily, here's your opportunity to be the sister of choice!

Martini Man

(enjoying a beverage of choice)

Anonymous said...

Wow. What a story and you make me wait and come in on this now? Where have I been all this time. Lalaland I guess.
Anyway. 1 + 3 = 4 is that right???????
I am praying, praying, praying.

Flora

Kathi said...

Better news couldn't happen to better people. And thanks for sharing it with me back in December (*nyah, nyah* everyone else!!).

--klk/fw
(Can I toast with chocolate? well, as long as I don't put it in the toaster, I suppose. That could get messy.)

Kathi said...

Better news couldn't happen to better people...! And thank you for sharing it with me in December (*nyah, nyah* everyone else!). Can't wait to see the brood at next year's Holiday Magic/Emily's Birthday Bash.

--klk/fw, toasting with chocolate!

Anonymous said...

omg congrats!!!! more babies 4 ME 2 babysit...lol...wow i cant believe it...emily is gonna have lots of fun with her new siblings...good luck 2 u guys n i wish u n your family the best! u guys deserve it!...miss ya!

Tiffany...